Phillip Phillips has made it to the final three on American Idol  on a season that the judges are calling the best yet and he wants to see if he can finish as the winner. Unfortunately, his doctors back home in Georgia are urging him to quit the show immediately in order to have a very necessary and urgent surgery to fix a kidney problem that has been ailing him throughout the entire competition. Phillip has refused the surgery for the time being however.

A couple weeks ago, the contestants were interviewed and asked to describe different things about each other and a couple of the contestants commented about how Phillip was always so tired and would get out of doing certain show requirements and appearances so that he could sleep. In retrospect, that wasn’t a very cool thing to say considering he’s really, really sick.

A couple weeks ago, Phillip’s doctors placed a stent in his kidney as sort of a short-term bandaid; however that doesn’tt seem to be holding, which is why the need for the surgery is so imminent. Also, the medicine that his doctors have given him to hold him over until the show ends is really impacting his performances and stage presence because the medicine makes his mouth dry and he’s constantly tired so his performances have less luster.

Today must have been a not so great day for Phillip either because he posted this on his twitter account a few hours ago.

There’s either trouble in paradise or something with this story is a little fish – but it was reported three days ago that Terminator 3  star, Nick Stahl, had been missing for at least a week, according to his wife.

According to his wife, Rose Murphy, (who he is reportedly separated from since about January) Nick has a little drug problem and she was fearful that he may have gotten himself into trouble while down on Skid Row.

The Los Angeles County Police Department started a search and investigation into Nick’s whereabouts and were following some leads when Nick’s friends advised them that Nick had reached out to them and assured them that he was ok and that he was getting help in rehab and would out of touch for another 30 days. Nick’s friends said that his wife, Rose, was not included on the e-mail and it seems strange that he would be gone since approximately May 9 and not tell her what was going on. They also think this story could be complete bull shit.

Well hopefully dude is getting help but it’s not cool to tell people about your plans after the good citizens of Los Angeles have used their hard earned tax dollars to fund a police investigation looking for you.

Nice ‘stache man

Sean Penn is hanging out at the Cannes Film Festival this week and as is the status quo for this very politically charged and outspoken actor, Penn took a few minutes in front of a journalist to talk about how disappointed he is in man-kind for how they abandoned Haiti when they were in need. He’s not disappointed in his own actions though because he probably thinks that he’s one hell of an ambassador to Haiti. Literally – he’s the Ambassador to Haiti.

In particular, Penn said,

It’s not only celebrities who went for a day. It’s the whole fucking world. It’s all of you.

The reason we have Haiti fatigue is because there was never a commitment in the first place.

Told you he was mad at you.

Will Smith and the rest of the cast of Men in Black 3 was in Moscow, Russia for the premier of the new movie when he was stopped by a male Ukrainian journalist who kissed Smith on both cheeks and then tried to lean in for a big smooch on the kisser. Smith pulled away, likely in shock, and said,

Come on man, what the hell is your problem buddy.

Smith then lightly, half jokingly and half I wish I could do this harder without getting slapped with a battery and assault charge, slapped the journalist across the cheap.

Smith then apparently commented about he incident to another reporter down the line by saying that, that guy was lucky he didn’t get a sucker punch.

Check out the video caught of the incident. Bet will wishes he as at the Cannes Film Festival with his wifey, Jada, who is promoting her upcoming movie Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted .

On the heels of  reports saying Kim’s conspicuous absence at last week’s Met Gala was due to Anna Wintour wanting to stab Kimmy-cakes with the heel of a Louboutin is this story saying Anna isn’t unique in her loathing of the star. This week’s InTouch (via Jezebel) says loads of celebs actually can’t stand the live-action urinal reality star.  A source close to Kim says, ““Poor Kim doesn’t have a friend in the world. She’s always wanted to surround herself with famous people, but they don’t want anything to do with her anymore.”

So let’s go down the list of people (besides moi) who feel like they would catch Kartrashian cooties (better known as herpes) if they get too close to Kim:

Michael Kors.  His clothing line may be mostly boring, but his taste is people is to be commended!  When Kim called him for help securing an invitation to attend the Gala, he pretended to not be at home and let the phone keep ringing:

Kim also thought she might attend the Met gala with Kanye, and asked Michael Kors to dress her. He didn’t respond.

GOOP.  This is no surprise, as Kim is beneath Queen Gwyneth Paltrow (as is the entire world.)  While Kim is known for being the real life urinal cake of a try-hard R&B singer, Gwyneth is more interested in helping people cleanse their colon for $400, or giving tips on how to dress your children in Alpaca wool made exclusively in Bolivia.  Speaking of GOOP, let’s go on to her BFF’s.

Beyonce.  Apparently, after Kim’s over-the-top wedding to Kris Humphries last year, they avoided her like the plague.  They were supposedly at one time friends, but soon Bey was telling Kim she was too busy to hang out because she was re-arranging her wig drawer.

Halle Berry. Kim “dated” (read: fucked) her ex and baby-daddy Gabriel Autry for a month back in 2010.  Halle Berry is crazy as hell and probably trying to figure out how get rid of  Gabriel and make it look like an accident as I type this, so it’s no shock she’d loathe anyone connected to him and/or his peen.

Anderson Cooper.  He has no tolerance for anything named Kartrashian, because he is a flawless human being.

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Kenickie’s (AKA Jeff Conoway) widow Vikki Lizzi told The National Enquirer it’s not just massage therapists John Travolta tries to get to tickle his taint.

Tell me more…tell me more…

Lizzi claims back in the 90′s, Revolta was having a sleepover at their house, but overstayed his welcome when Kenickie woke up and his greased lightening was in Zuko’s mouth. Yeah, you read that right.

The Enquirer (via the NY Post) says:

The late Conaway allegedly said he was so dismayed to wake up and find his friend giving him oral sex that it ended his long relationship with Travolta.

Kenickie’s widow says the entire incident was so appalling for the late actor that he referenced in a suicide note back in 2006 (his attempt failed).

Lizzi also claims the whole “married to Kelly Preston” thing is just a front for the actor, but Kelly’s cool with being Revolta’s beard.  Lizzi tells STAR:

“Jeff told me that John and Kelly’s marriage was an arrangement,” she told Star magazine. “Jeff said that Kelly knows that John is gay, and that’s why she’s OK with it.”

Revolta’s lawyer maintains that all the recent allegations against his client are total tabloid bullshit.  After a former Laguna-Niguel masseuse claimed he and the actor had “great sex,” Revolta attorney Marty Singer released this statement:

“This spate of recklessly published tabloid stories is just part of a malicious tabloid agenda to boost lagging sales by running outrageous defamatory stories about my client sourced by people seeking notoriety or a payday.”

Whether or not Revolta actually wrapped his mouth around Kenickie’s Ra-ma la-ma la-ma ka ding a da ding de dong, I will never be able to watch that movie without picturing that visual.  Damn it.

At this point, I’d really wish this shit would stop, because I can only write about Revolta flirtily flexing his asshole for some unsuspecting masseuse so often before images start to burn into my mind that I can’t erase, even with all the vodka in the world. (Trust me, I’m trying.)

Jenny McCarthy is posing in Playboy!  Nearly 20 years after she first showed the world her chi-chis and hoo-ha for the magazine, she’s decided to do it again.

Jenny, who is 39 now, appeared in the magazine in 1993 – and her appearance garnered her the highly coveted (not really) honor of Playmate of the Year.   Since then, she’s gone on to do other things, including co-hosting the 90′s hit MTV show Singled Out…and…erm…she’s done some other stuff, including Jim Carrey for a few years.

Jenny’s spread (pun intended) will appear on the cover of the July/August issue.

The legend of Ron Burgundy continues!

In case you missed it earlier this week, we got our first teaser poster for the highly-anticipated and longly awaited sequel to 2004′s Anchorman!

The poster has an oddity regarding the legs of the characters, which sparked discussion on the Interwebz about the meaning behind it. There’s also a question whether the official title is: Anchorman: The Legend Continues or whether it’s just a tag line for the movie.  But no matter,  my giddiness can not be contained!  So, what better way to kick off a Friday than with this awesomeness.

Stay classy, San Diego!

TNA Wrestling announced that they have signed Hulk Hogan’s 24-year-old daughter, Brooke, to their organization. Hogan will not be physically wrestling in ring, but will rather act as “Executive in Charge of the female wrestling division, The Knockouts” on TNA’s weekly show on Spike TV, Impact Wrestling – this according to TNA’s press release.

The new TV show will premier on Thursday, May 31 and will feature other stars including Hulk, Kurt Angle, Jeff Hardy, James Storm, and a few other famous pro wrestlers that I don’t recognize.

Per IMDb, Brooke has not quite given up her attempts at a movie career yet. She has a movie called Devour that is due out in December, which is about of canabal kids and a movie and a movie called Vengeance Wears a Skirt, which is about a diamond heist.

I guess a paycheck is a paycheck.

Van Halen has canceled 30 scheduled concerts this summer from July to September for no apparent reason. Apparently Van Halen wants to adopt a teacher’s schedule and not work over the summer months.

Apparently Van Halen has only postponed the shows, not canceled, which means – hypothetically – these people will still get to see a Van Halen show, just not when they originally wanted to see it.

Here’s a list of the tour dates that were canceled:

7/7  Uncasville, Ct., Mohegan Sun Arena
7/9  Hampton, Va., Hampton Coliseum
7/11  Philadelphia, Pa., Wells Fargo Center
7/13  East Rutherford, N.J., Izod Center
7/15  Baltimore, Md., 1st Mariner Arena
7/17  Rochester N.Y., Blue Cross Arena
7/19  Detroit, Mich., Joe Louis Arena
7/21  London, Ontario, John Labatt Centre
7/24  Toledo, Ohio, Huntington Center
7/26  Grand Rapids, Mich., Van Andel Arena
7/28  Cleveland, Ohio, Quicken Loans Arena
7/31  Fort Wayne, Ind., Allen County Memorial Coliseum
8/2  Columbus, Ohio, Schottenstein Center
8/4  Knoxville, Tenn., Thompson-Boiling Arena
8/6  Memphis, Tenn., FedEx Forum
8/8  Birmingham, Ala., BJCC Arena
8/10 Greenville, S.C., BI-LO Center
8/1  Cincinnati, Ohio, US Bank Arena
8/21  Spokane, Wash., Spokane Arena
8/23  Portland, Ore., Rose Garden
8/25  Sacramento, Calif.,Power Balance Pavilion
8/28  Fresno, Calif., Save Mart Center
8/30  Reno, Nev., Reno Events Center
9/4  Salt Lake City, Utah — EnergySolutions Arena
9/8  Albuquerque, N.M., Tingley Coliseum
9/11  El Paso, Texas, Don Haskins Center
9/13  Austin, Texas, Frank Erwin Center
9/15  Oklahoma City, Okla., Chesapeake Energy Arena
9/17  Wichita, Kan. – Intrust Bank Arena
9/21  Moline, Ill., Iwireless Center
9/25  Milwaukee, Wis., Bradley Center